May 2011
71 posts
aquinova asked: And why are you, or you not, a seal?
that '70s show
[Eric puts boxes on a dolly. He whistles. Red works at his desk]
Red: You know what the great thing about whistling is? It's that you can stop whistling!
Eric: Oh. Sorry.
[not whistling, he puts another box on the dolly]
Red: Hey, bend at the knees or else I'll...
Eric: Kick my ass, put your foot in my ass, make my ass a hat, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Red: Geez, and I didn't think you were listening. Oh, and I need you to re- sticker the clock radios. They're on sale.
Eric: Yeah, I saw the flyer. I already took care of it.
Red: Really? Well, way to take initiative.
Eric: "Way to take initiative... "? What are you up to?
Red: Nothing. I just think you did a good job.
Eric: Okay. But I'm watching you.
Red: Stop being weird.
aquinova asked: Why?
“DUMBASS”
– Red Forman, TV Series That ’70s Show
